FSBA AND MEMBERS IN THE
NEWS
FSBA
reaches new heights in ASU Insight
Doug
Cochran wins award for his defense
Brian
Verrelli color commentary on why women look better
Mike
McBeath plays like a dog
Chuck
Corbin inducted into Hall of
Fame
Rick
Hinrichs gets a grip on things
David Hestenes
honored
for figuring out the physics of it all
George
Watson shoots above and beyond the rest
Bill
Arnold testifies on how to sucker the opposition
Steve
Reynolds teaches winning style
INTERNAL AWARDS
Most Voluble Player:
Prentice
Williams
Most Venerable Player:
David
Hestenes
Most Valedictory Player:
Hank Bessembinder
Separated at Birth: Joe
versus Prentice Williams
Separated at Birth: Chris
versus Steve Martin
Pep Boys: Manny (Aroz),
Joe
(Williams), and Jack (Davis)
Cat and Mouse: Tom
(Dowling) and
Jerry (Harris)
SPECIAL TEAMS
All Bill Team Bill Arnold Bill Boyes Bill Fabricius Prentice Williams (Honorary Bill) Joe Williams (Honorary Bill) versus All John Team |
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All Biology Team Scott Bingham Tom Dowling Jason Kaye John Sabo Anne Kelson versus All Finance Team |
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All “Never Get Old” Team David Hestenes Tom Sherman Bill Arnold Jerry Harris Bob Chiago versus All Diesel Team |
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All Son-Boy Team George Watson Steve Nelson Jake Oleson Bill Boyes Tom Boylan versus All Old-Man Team |
PRENTICE TRANSLATION
PRIMER
Phrase | Translation Meaning |
Punk. | Hello. |
You know what your problem is? | Allow me to introduce myself. |
Shut the (expletive) up. | Let me meditate several moments upon your sage advice. |
The hand is a part of the ball. | I hope your wrist heals quickly. |
Shoot the ball. | My team has possession. |
Our ball. | The ball went out of bounds. |
Defense by Prentice. | That kidney punch is legal in pro wrestling. |
I'm going to kick your (donkey). | Congrats on that string of baskets you just made off of me. |
Throw it away. | Pass the way I do. |
No more mistakes. | That guy I passed to on the other court must not be on my team. |
Pass the ball to <teammate>. | Watch me inform the opposition who on my team is unguarded. |
It takes guts to play this game. | Let's not look at each other's bellies. |
You don't know (excrement). | That's my specialty. |
We're gonna smoke these guys. | Hey, look what I found in my pocket. |
Our team is better than yours. | Thanks for the game, perhaps next time my team will win. |
Let me tell you something. | Do you have half an hour? |
PRENTICE LINKS
Prentice Radio (Friday's 4:00-5:00 p.m. PST) on Voice America: Prentice Radio
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Prentice ASU Football Links: PW
132 Yard Game PW
1971 Broncos Draftee